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» TIME OUT....For a funny story!, TIME OUT....For a funny story!
| feadysfunny |
Posted: Mar 19 2009, 07:23 PM
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  Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 19-March 09 Member No.: 32  |
Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!  Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. -------------------- |
      
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| Betta_Warrior |
Posted: Apr 8 2009, 09:06 PM
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 Betta Administrator  Group: Admin Posts: 38 Joined: 1-March 08 Member No.: 7 Country:  |
Welcome to the forum, I'm one of the admins here, It looks like you have a talent here, so anyway welcome.
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